This Isn't Happiness.
I've Been Drinking About You.



how white girls dance when they see their black ex in the club

whats going on over here?

Y’all won’t let anyone live.


my ideal roommate: dog

hannahkay98-deactivated20140723 said: Do you get annoyed when people refer to you as Uncle Jesse?


It’s better than Uncle Asshole

This morning I woke up,
checked my phone,
and realized I am extra as fuck.

  -  23 July
  • Me hitting on a girl: hey do you wanna take a nap?

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